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It’s Getting Dark

Oh, Dear Reader, I have made a grievous mistake. Today is Valentine's Day, and I should be happy, but alas and alack, I am not and it is all for this: I've anthropomorphized a robot. The Mars rover Opportunity is probably something you've heard of, but don't know a whole lot about. I know I… Continue reading It’s Getting Dark

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Dear Spider On The Ceiling Of My Kitchen

I know I am about a million times bigger than you (do your multiple eyes allow you to comprehend our size difference?), I produce loud obnoxious noises (do you even have ears?), and I appear to have the powers of a goddess by turning on and off the sun (okay, that one's real), but I… Continue reading Dear Spider On The Ceiling Of My Kitchen

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Thoughts While Watching 2001’s The Fast And The Furious

For reasons unknown, Husband got it into his head that we, as a couple, need to subject ourselves to the entirety of the Fast and Furious movie franchise. Because I love him, I have agreed to devote 15 hours and 57 minutes of my life watching ethnically ambiguous men beat one another up furiously between… Continue reading Thoughts While Watching 2001’s The Fast And The Furious