Listen, nobody is going to care about this post, and I accepted that way before I even started making it. This is for me, okay? I took that bitch/dumbass/thot alignment chart thing, made it a little funnier (in my humble opinion), and applied it to The Wayward Deed. This was fun for me, and that’s all that matters.

I switched Grier and Hana a bunch of times, but they’re both squarely “How you doin’?” Bridgette and Lorelei were also a bit of a toss up which kind of took me aback, but I think taking responsibility for things is what cinched their spots. Everybody else was pretty easy, especially Conrad.
Okay, that’s it, fun’s been had, now back to work!