I think blood is mentioned in every single chapter of this book, but I swear there aren’t even any vampires in it (until book two), and this main character is an edgelord, but also it’s supposed to be campy, and sometimes I’m super confident about these drafts and other times I am like what the fuck am I dooooooooing??????
Also, for a comedy, this stupid thing is going to have a list of trigger warnings a mile long. (I’m sorry, book, you’re not stupid, I love you, I’m just stupid and projecting.)
A.K. Caggiano 