I Just Don't Fucking Understand

Things I Just Don’t Fucking Understand: Fuck Trucks

Oh, Fuck Trucks. Dear Reader, what can I possibly say about Fuck Trucks that I haven't already screamed into the abyss of my own, reasonably-sized vehicle while on the verge of an untimely and very messy death? As with all TIJDFU, a disclaimer: I don't give a shit what you do to and for yourself,… Continue reading Things I Just Don’t Fucking Understand: Fuck Trucks

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Things I Just Don’t Fucking Understand: Mom’s Memes

My mom has a folder of memes saved on her computer. If you noticed my absence the last week or two and happened to see my last post, Eulogy, you can probably put two together and figure out my grandma passed away recently. I traveled to New Hampshire for her funeral and to visit with… Continue reading Things I Just Don’t Fucking Understand: Mom’s Memes

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Things I Just Don’t Fucking Understand: My Own Worst Enemy

I know I probably come off as a pretty angry person due to these posts, and you probably imagine me yelling at people a lot in real life, but, Dear Reader, I promise you, I'm actually pretty chill. Some might even call me nice. Too nice. Nice to the point where I let people walk… Continue reading Things I Just Don’t Fucking Understand: My Own Worst Enemy

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Things I Don’t Fucking Understand: Lysol Aerosol Spray

Most of us have probably used it at some point in our lives with varying degrees of satisfaction. Personally, I feel like a spritz or two of any scented Lysol on shoes or bedsheets is quite enough. It has come to my attention, however, this feeling isn’t universal. Some people appear to love Lysol Aerosol… Continue reading Things I Don’t Fucking Understand: Lysol Aerosol Spray