I Just Don't Fucking Understand

Things I Just Don’t Fucking Understand: People Who Hate Recipe Blogs

I want to be real clear right up front here: this blog is not about hating recipe blogs. You know those pastel-colored, swoopy-fonted blogs that it's been super trendy to talk shit about for the last couple years where Jill, mom, wife and Christian from St. Paul, Minnesota titles a post "Vegan Friendly, Gluten-Free Banana… Continue reading Things I Just Don’t Fucking Understand: People Who Hate Recipe Blogs

30 Days of Yoga

Meditate

I lost my internet connection in the middle of today's yoga session, so today I meditated on how much Comcast sucks. Really though, isn't it sort of insane that, in this country, there are so many monopolies? Of course they're not literal monopolies, not legally defined as monopolies, but there are so many massive conglomerates… Continue reading Meditate

I Just Don't Fucking Understand, Me, Rant

Things I Just Don’t Fucking Understand: Mom’s Memes

My mom has a folder of memes saved on her computer. If you noticed my absence the last week or two and happened to see my last post, Eulogy, you can probably put two together and figure out my grandma passed away recently. I traveled to New Hampshire for her funeral and to visit with… Continue reading Things I Just Don’t Fucking Understand: Mom’s Memes

Blogmas, Rant

Blogmas: Zoomas

It's December 3rd, and it's 80 degrees here in Hell, I mean, Florida. But that's actually kind of cool for the state average, if a bit warm for winter, so we went to the zoo today. It's adorable there and while I didn't get any good picture of the animals (I prefer to just enjoy… Continue reading Blogmas: Zoomas

Me, Rant

Also I Hate The Word “Fleek”

Some people have really strong feelings about things that they really shouldn't. Like, some people HATE pumpkin spice as if pumpkin spice personally hurt them. Like pumpkin spice broke up with them via text message. Like pumpkin spice punched their mom in the face. Like pumpkin spice used the key they gave it "for emergencies… Continue reading Also I Hate The Word “Fleek”

Me

This Thing Keeps Happening

People keep inciting aggression against me when they’re the ones who have done something objectively wrong. It’s probably a larger statement on humanity: people are entitled dickbags. They took my advice to stop giving a shit about one another long before I gave it, apparently. They really believe they’re infallible, and if you so much… Continue reading This Thing Keeps Happening

I Just Don't Fucking Understand, Me

Things I Don’t Fucking Understand: Lysol Aerosol Spray

Most of us have probably used it at some point in our lives with varying degrees of satisfaction. Personally, I feel like a spritz or two of any scented Lysol on shoes or bedsheets is quite enough. It has come to my attention, however, this feeling isn’t universal. Some people appear to love Lysol Aerosol… Continue reading Things I Don’t Fucking Understand: Lysol Aerosol Spray