Fun Stuff

Listen To This!

Today I'm just here to implore you to listen to some music. It's amongst my favorite in terms of genre: comedy. Except "comedy" isn't really a genre of music, it's just how you interpret lyrics. The actual genre is like synth/alt/indie, I guess? I don't know, it's pretty transcendent, but if you like good music… Continue reading Listen To This!

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Barb and Star Go to Vista del Mar is FANTASTIC

I was talking with my very good friend Minigan recently, and he mentioned wanting to watch Barb and Star Go to Vista del Mar. This sparked within me a vague memory of a trailer with Kristen Wiig, bright colors, and the exhaustion of what I assumed would be every good joke in the movie. My… Continue reading Barb and Star Go to Vista del Mar is FANTASTIC

Giveaway

June eBook Giveaway – Comedy and Fantasy

Laugh With Me: An All-Genre Giveaway The books in the above giveaway cross the genres, are completely free, and all have a comedic tone. You'll find romance, fantasy, scifi, and more, and they should all make you laugh, so grab them before they're gone on June 30th. Kindle Unlimited Fantasy Reads If you're here, you… Continue reading June eBook Giveaway – Comedy and Fantasy

Vacancy, Writing

The Weary Traveler – An Excerpt

The first book of the Vacancy trilogy comes out on 2/24, and if you're deciding whether to pick her up (for FREE if you wait til the 24th or 25th to snag her), maybe this will help. Here's the first chapter. Chapter 1 - Vacancy “I just need somewhere to stay.”It’s not a very consequential… Continue reading The Weary Traveler – An Excerpt

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#1LineWed – Theme: Royalty

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Writing

She’s All Thaumaturgy – An Excerpt

In celebration of the release of my second self-published novel, She's All Thaumaturgy (which you can get FREE 6/29/20 - 7/3/20), I wanted to share the first chapter with you, like I did with The Korinniad. Enjoy, Dear Reader! CHAPTER 1 Like most things, on the subject of the origin of dragons there is some… Continue reading She’s All Thaumaturgy – An Excerpt

Self Publishing

Cover Reveal: She’s All Thaumaturgy

It's finally May (if you can believe it), and that means I'm that much closer to releasing She's All Thaumaturgy! And so, in celebration, I've decided to release the cover: Designed by the lovely Anna at Eerily Fair Design for print and ebook! She's All Thaumaturgy is a fantasy comedy with the elements of a… Continue reading Cover Reveal: She’s All Thaumaturgy

I Just Don't Fucking Understand

Things I Just Don’t Fucking Understand: People Who Hate Recipe Blogs

I want to be real clear right up front here: this blog is not about hating recipe blogs. You know those pastel-colored, swoopy-fonted blogs that it's been super trendy to talk shit about for the last couple years where Jill, mom, wife and Christian from St. Paul, Minnesota titles a post "Vegan Friendly, Gluten-Free Banana… Continue reading Things I Just Don’t Fucking Understand: People Who Hate Recipe Blogs

Self Publishing, Writing

The Korinniad Is Here!

The Korinniad is available right now on Amazon as an ebook and in print! Get it now! Do it! Download it! Make a writer's day! And from 2/2/20 - 2/7/20 The Korinniad will be FREE to download on Kindle! If you've been following me for a while, you've probably seen me mention this project, not… Continue reading The Korinniad Is Here!