That's it. Growing up. It's fucking scary. End of blog. Just kidding, I am way more long winded than that. Did you ever play "light as a feather, still as a board" growing up? In case you're unfamiliar, the game goes something like this: One friend lies on the ground, arms crossed over her chest… Continue reading Blogoween Day 16 – True Terror Tuesday: Growing Up
My favorite genre of film might just be the horror-comedy. I want to be scared and grossed out, and I want to laugh about it. These are hard to do right, I think, because they can't be comedies in Halloween costumes--no, they must first and foremost be horror films that are also funny. For instance:… Continue reading Blogoween Day 14 – Favorite Horror Comedy Films
Note: This is written in first person, and sounds a lot like normal blogging me. Though it's based on true events, it is, obviously, fiction. It was written originally in an attempt at the NoSleep style, part one to a longer story. Perhaps I'll continue, only time will tell, but I do think it can… Continue reading Blogoween Day 12 – Freaky Fiction Friday: Saber and Parchment
Last night I experienced the minutest amount of weirdness as I was dozing off, and it brought back all the fear and horror that I experienced years ago when it seemed like almost every night I was having night terrors, false awakenings, and sleep paralysis. So last night I posted Vacancy very late, like 11:48… Continue reading Blogoween Day 9 – True Terror Tuesday: Sleep Paralysis
"Hey, kid, why are you so into all this macabre shit?" That's what my uncle asked me two years ago just about this, the spookiest, time of year. It really struck me for two reasons: 1) it's a very funny combination of words, and 2) wtf, for real @me "Why??" Mostly people don't ask me… Continue reading Blogoween Day 7 – An Introspection or Why Do I Love Spooky Stuff?
I honestly thought making a video instead of a blog post would be easier. It was absolutely not. It was, however, actually a lot of fun, I just really poorly budgeted my time. Besides taking an hour to eat dinner and watch the new Shane Dawson video, I have worked on this all day, so… Continue reading Blogoween Day 3 – Witchcrafting Wednesday: A Moon Wreath
Let's start light, shall we? Oh, and if you'd like a little ambiance, I created a fun haunted house-style mix over at Ambient Mixer. A few years ago, Husband and I were living in New Tampa, Florida which isn't a real place, it's just a bourgeois name some wealthy but uncreative people came up with… Continue reading Blogoween Day 2 – True Terror Tuesday: The Spirits of Bourgeois Swamp
It's almost October Time to get crunked on pumpkin spice It's hard to overstate my jubilation Blogoween's coming Hang up your skulls and frickin bats Raise a cup of virgin blood And party with the undead From their year-long slumber hungry ghouls will awake Fend them off with funk-of-forty-thousand-year cake Get your spookiess on Get… Continue reading Blogoween Day 0 – It’s Almost October
Actually, I've given exactly zero indication that October will be anything special, but now you know! Of course, October is always special because IT'S HALLOWEEN, but I haven't really been ramping up this year like I have in the past. I missed pre-pre-pre and pre-pre Halloween, and it's the end of September, and no, past… Continue reading It’s Almost October, And You Know What That Means…
Since it’s the spookiest season of all, I thought I might share a little true tale of horror with you because, Dear Reader, I feel I haven’t revealed how truly fucked up I am yet. I would preface this by saying that yes, I believe in certain supernatural things, but I also believe that I… Continue reading It Didn’t Say Juicy On The Butt
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